Most days don't go without Bryan saying to
Kael, "Who are you?" This question is then promptly answered by a 3 year old saying, "Oh Dad, his name is
Kael." Looking at him like 'I can't believe you forgot again!'
:)
Why does Bryan make this comment at least once a day you ask?
Let me explain.

This is what
Kael does to his food...he demolishes it. He is actually double-forking it in this picture. The food ends up all over his face, hair, arms, legs, ears, the table, the floor....the list goes on and on. His appetite has totally changed. He used to not want anything to do with solid foods....now he eats his, plus half of my food.

He takes a lick of
Popsicle and then licks the door....over and over again.
Fun game...and sanitary.

Everything is a toy to him. He loves playing in my bathroom drawers. Everyday something is missing from my make-up bag {
he has learned how to un-zip}. Yesterday, Bryan found his toothbrush in the kitchen sink....all compliments of
Kael.

He is rather destructive. These blinds were in the boys' window...not anymore due to
Kael pulling them down. Bryan thought he could hide them between the crib and the dresser....nope...everyday
Kael pulls them out so he can whack them with a stick. They have since been moved. :)

He broke my side table. Okay, okay, I can't totally blame
Kael on this one. The legs were loosened on the move down because some
ABF Vanline driver was popping wheelies with our stuff in the back {
literally...lots of stuff was broken}. But I had the legs nicely balanced until
Kael came along and broke two legs completely off! Now I have to try to figure out how to fix it. Bryan told me he just wanted to buy a new one...two problems...1) it is from Rod Works which is in Utah...and 2) what money tree are you going to Mr. Moneybags? :) I guess I just need to think positively....at least the lamp didn't break. :)
He has had some major incidentals this week. I have come close several times to calling either Grandparents and selling him to the highest bidder. Here is what he has been up to:
- At bath time he decided to poop the tub {first thought...shouldn't they be over this by now? Second thought...I am so glad that I chose to do the dishes rather than bath time!} I had to scoop him up and bathe him in the other bathroom while Bryan fished out the poop. I heard him yelling "Oh! It's stuck in the drain! I did not want that to happen!" I was laughing so hard I think I almost peed my pants. After bath time was over, Bryan was still cleaning up the mess and I went back to the dishes. Two seconds later I hear, "No Kael! Don't throw the ball in there. There is still poop in the tub!" Too late. The ball was covered in poop. I quickly removed Kael from the bathroom {laughing my face off mind you} and went back to the dishes. Next thing I know Kael has spilled a Slurpee all over the table and Bryan walked out just in the nick of time. He started cleaning that up {i was still doing dishes. we must have had a lot that night.} :) As he is cleaning up, here comes Kael with a football...and throws it right in the middle of the Slurpee mess. This prompted the Bryan comment, "Who are you, Kael?"
- After sweeping/vacuuming/mopping the ENTIRE house, I come out to find that Kael has spilled his crackers all over the kitchen table and is stomping on them and then kicking them off of the table. Crumbs were everywhere. I cried.
- We had some friends over last night for dinner and all of the little boys were outside playing and Peyton ran in and said, "Mom! Kael has poop all over his bum and is trying to get in the sandbox." Odd. How would Peyton know that Kael had poop all over his bum unless his diaper is off.....his diaper is off...and I went running! Yep, there he was naked as a jaybird with poop all over his bum. I then had to apologize to our guests as I passed my smelly, poopy, naked child in front of them to get to the bathroom. {don't worry. we were done eating.} Bryan already had the bath water going{we're a good team}. I handed him Kael and went to survey the damage outside, hoping he hadn't actually sat in the sand pile where the children were now playing. I didn't see any evidence, but I did find the diaper nicely placed on a chair, almost as if it were a gift for me. Sick. I then went back into the bathroom to see how things were coming. When Bryan saw me he said, "How come I always have to clean up the poop?" Do you really want me to go there bud? Seriously? I do this EVERYDAY...ALL DAY! And besides there is nothing funnier than Bryan taking care of a poopy diaper. He makes the funniest faces and sounds. It is hilarious. I make him do it for my comic relief. But I can't let him know that. :)
These are some of the reasons that make Bryan question, "Who are you,
Kael?"
He is
mischievous, energetic, and happy....and we love him.
That's all that counts right?
*Sorry that this post was a little graphic. It is mostly for memories sake. I can show this to his wife one day and say, "Look what you have to look forward to." That is if I live through this. :)*